Frustrations!

We all have frustrations. Yours are probably different than mine.

I can't hear water boiling (everyone knows a watched pot never boils)
Can't hear the phone ringing but can hear it on the TV! (nobody ever calls me anyway)
Can't hear in the dark (well, I hear "noises" but not understandable speech)
Can't tell if a baby is laughing or crying (both sound the same -if I can hear it at all)
Can't hear in the dark (where's that light switch?!)
Can't hear sermon (is that why some people nod off?)
Can't hear my car acting up (tune ups are important)
Can't hear voices on TV (love that closed captioning!)
Can't hear doorbell ring (love my hearing dog!)
Can't hear everyone talking at once (you too?)
Can't phone home while out (a pager would be nice)
Can't sing on key (that doesn't stop me)
Can't do yoga in a class (opened eyes spoils the meditative benefits)